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text message break up

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.
text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!
by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007
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text nuke

A text nuke is a text bomb on steroids.

Sending a text nuke requires sending a single recipient at least 500 text messages. Given the service and quality of the phone, this may take more than half an hour just to receive the messages. Very successful if don to recipient at inconvenient times: in class, during a test, 5AM, hooking up with somebody, at a meeting, etc...

A text nuke should be reserved for comical purposes or when you really want to mess with somebody. Careful - if done in jest, ensure that the recipient has a plan.

*Note: This can also be used to achieve more than a simple interruption, such as battery drainage...*
Tara: WTF man, you just sent me 500 text messages!

Me: Yes I just sent you a text nuke!
by Hector Jr November 27, 2009
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text tag

When you text someone and they don't reply for a long time so when they finally hit you back, you wait just about the same time or longer to text them back.
She didn't text me back until 2 hours later, so now I'm going to text tag and wait at least a couple of hours to text her back.
by gibsz October 28, 2013
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Text-Anxiety

When you text someone important and get no reply. Often leads to a resending of texts or calls to make sure they received it (along with the danger of looking desperate). Can invoke anxiety that you wont ever get a text back.
Justin: Dude, she hasn't texted me back yet! Maybe I should resend the text to make sure she got it...

Ryan: Dude, you sound desperate...Sounds like you've got Text-Anxiety to me.

Justin: Shut up!
by Arsenio L. January 31, 2008
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text massage

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.
"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"
by VPforVP September 23, 2012
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Text ESP

The act of knowing you are about to recieve a text message seconds before you actually receive one. A paranormal phenomenon experienced by total text addicts.
"It's ridiculous but we DO send a crapload of texts..."

"Yeah, I'm completely addicted to texting. Like to the point where I know my phone's gonna blow up right before it actually does. I have Text ESP.
by Mandy<3 December 8, 2007
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Text-mixing

When text messaging several people all at once and accidentally sending the wrong text to the wrong person....oops.
You text: Hey it was great seeing you last night, we should do it again sometime. (sent to wrong person) wrong person responds: What the hell are you talking about? Who the hell were you with?! that's Text-mixing.
by DONEUEMF March 9, 2010
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