testicles

a pair of very sensitive balls in a wrinkly bag.

"I am too close to your testicles for comfort " said Mandy.

by Ragggamufffin January 26, 2011

testiclosterone

Chemical substance that causes football players to spank each other.

Excess of such chemical (hypertesticlosteronism) may cause dreadlocks or mullets.

Deficiency of such chemical (hypotesticlosteronism) may cause game day injury due to lack of focus.

Always match up linebackers based on their levels of testiclosterone in order to avoid injury to limbs or hair.

by sunidei January 11, 2011

Testiclism

The proccess of completely and utterly anhilalating ones gentiles utilising a vice, ballpoint hammer, bat, or otherwise in front of friends and family.

Sam was so distraught at his father's death that he chose death by testiclism.

by Bigboibruam August 10, 2023

Citrus Testicles

What a kiwi is called when you eat it with the skin on

Carly ate a whole bag of citrus testicles last night! Some of them weren't even ripe!

by dinozavier December 28, 2010

shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

Walnut Testicals

Hairy balls

"Omg randy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that mans ass!"

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019

Girl testicles

When a man gets a sex change but the testicles remain

I thought it was her ass but it was her girl testicles.

by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020