Telulu Wane

Elon Musk's delusional belief that he is a real life Batman; Tesla is his Batmobile and the profits from which are used to protect the United States of America's right to free speech, send humanity to Mars, and put an end to all stupid questions via Neuralink.

Upon buying X (formerly known as Twitter), Telulu Wane received the Guinness World Record for the "largest loss of personal fortune in human history".

by TameBunny August 15, 2024

Tellavant

A combination of "tell" and "savant," implying a gifted storyteller or narrative virtuoso.

As the campfire crackled and the stars above began to twinkle, we gathered around John, the consummate tellavant of our group, whose mesmerizing tales of distant lands and mystical encounters held us in rapt attention throughout the night, transporting us to realms far beyond the flickering flames.

by luckyjordy October 1, 2023

Tella

Slang for hotel or motel.

Last night, we stayed in the Tella since it was closer to the spot

by Inbetween 7 and 9 March 28, 2024

Tellable

Being able to tell/decipher something.

Were they dancing? Were they fucking? It wasn’t tellable.

by M0ther Timeskips January 27, 2026

temula rasa

The state of liberation (a clean slate) from all push notifications and aggressive marketing from the online shopping app Temu.

This clean slate (tabula rasa) is achieved by deleting the app and blocking all notifications between purchases.

Each new browsing session begins from temula rasa.

"After each purchase she wiped uninstalled all apps and cookies from all devices, unsubscribed from all notifications...and returned her devices to a state of temula rasa.

by Ak_101 January 8, 2026

truth-tellas gon truth tell

the only appropriate response when some braindead dopefiend Down syndrome crackdumpster asshole slimebaby cumguzzling gutterslut AIDS infested afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck whines about "haters"

geez mang suh menny nigas b diccin a mafucka yo hataz gon hate

{rolls eyes} wigger you mean truth-tellas gon truth tell

by Equal Opportunity Pisser-Offef August 31, 2021

Butt-tella

When a male deploys his dick in his significant other(s) anus about 2-3 hours after eating a hearty meal of taco bell or any other asshole destroying fast food meal. After he has "gone to town" in her backdoor, the male pulls out his forbidden fruit that is covered in what is now known as the tella in butt-tella. This brave soul of a women will now perform oral sexual acts on his butt-tella covered member, until all the butt-tella is licked off clean.

Justin: Yo bro I just butt-tella the hell outta this shawtys fart box

Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life

Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.

by thatmanwithautism February 28, 2022