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Teleport House

A type of fictional type of event that occurs in every single house (also including other types of residential buildings) on the planet earth at between 12 AM and 6 AM, on which any non-resident tries to enter the residential building's entrance, they will be once teleported to random place without explanation and leaving them confused.
"Of course, i've ever seen that teleport house on my neighborhood. This is no strange of how the type of event works." - Leafy from BFDI
by Ryan900USAYT March 6, 2022
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hey peebrain you teleport

Originally from what was thought to be porn-bit from Tumblr "hey peebrain you teleport" was the beginning of an ARG on Tumblr and is now consided a meme among users.
Tumblr user 1"Hey peebrain"?
Tumblr user 2 "You teleport"?
"hey peebrain you teleport"
by i_love_fancy_bread January 24, 2022
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telesales

a sales job in which the sales person is contacting possible customers (reffered as leads) through the telephone.
my new job as telesales assistant sucks but at least they give good commission for every sale!
by MichaelMick June 28, 2005
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telejournal

1) A collection of internet articles united by a common idea or artistic theme.
2) An online resource for insightful commentary.
3) A web-based record of occurrences, experiences, and reflections kept on a regular basis. Similar to a blog, except with relevance and creativity.
I got the idea after reading his telejournal.
by call me Will July 14, 2008
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teleological

An interpretation of how ideas or things will naturally end despite how they may be influence .

An assumption of a thing's final outcome or purpose.

Everything ends whether it ends well or not.
John's teleological views of the 2016 presidential election, was condensed into the phrase, "Circus Shit".
by Telosarse November 29, 2016
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telecommunicable

In a public setting, i.e. dinner or a waiting room, when one person gets on a cell phone, the other(s) at the table are compelled to be on their phones also. The faster the other cell phones come out is directly proportional to those individual's lack of self-esteem.
1. Joe and Jen are on a date, Jen gets a call. Within moments, like a telecommunicable disease, Joe whips out his phone and begins randomly texting his friends.

2. While waiting for the nurse to come in, fidgety Phil whips out his cell phone to call his buddy. In response, others in the waiting room start diddling with their phones.
by Jorg Sacul September 10, 2008
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Telenovela

1: A Spanish Soap Opera

2: A word to use when some is being so overdramatic
“Hey did you see Maria’s trantrum earlier?”
“Yeah she was being so telenovela”
by YeahImNotOnFire September 20, 2017
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