television

My lifeline, if there is no tv, I would be bored.

My tv doesn't have on/off switch.

by Saints September 24, 2003

Heavyweight Television

Term used to define modern golden-age TV shows, particularly serial dramas, such as Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Sons Of Anarchy, True Detective, The Sopranos, etc. (aka Heavyweight TV)

(term coined by The Void aka The Original Detritus)

Person 1: "Have you finished binge watching the last season of Breaking Bad on Netflix yet?"

Person 2: "Not yet, it's almost impossible to keep up with all of the great heavyweight television shows out there today"

by Void4President January 9, 2015

Telekinetic

Detranova is an idiot, he's getting it mixed up with Telepathy, Telkenisis is moving objects, purely by the power of the mind.

Detranova is a stupid gimp.

by Yakenslash February 4, 2004

caveman television

a campfire

Last night we all sat around the camp and watched caveman television

by Juniper Woods July 21, 2009

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Snoop Dogg's TV show.

Doggy Fizzle Televizzle is a translation of "Doggy Fuck Television."

by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005

Teleiophilia

Somewhat the reverse of pedophilia, teleiophila is when a minor or sometimes an adult is attracted to mature adults/adults older than them.

After Jim told me he thought our math teacher was hot I knew he was into teleiophilia.

by ThePrinceOfPirates September 27, 2015

Black Entertainment Television

Commonly Confused with Court TV because they tend to show all the same people.

Hey I was watching R. Kelly's new video on Black Entertainment Television while he was being arraigned on Court TV for pissing on chicks.

by Brodie Bruce January 18, 2005