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ape tees

A company situated in China with the nerve to sell uncomfortable material that breaks within a month, and then you can't file a complaint because they don't have a website to go to, and you can't return the pieces of shit because you don't live in China. Wearing this will make you look like a douchebag who does nothing but lift on omegle. Don't even try buying something from here, and the t-shirts feel like they are made of crusty face masks(and they smell like them too). Overall, if you want the hoes, and you have the mental strength to ignore that your brand new sweat pants look like they are from a dumpster, go ahead and buy ape tees.
Did you see Kyle wearing that shitty, piss-colored shirt from some random ass company called ape tees? He looks like hes trying to be an Asian gangster!
by animedonut March 15, 2021
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Teesa

The most beautiful thing in the world. Extremely rare because of the beauty. She is very beautiful, passionate, kind, and trustworthy. There is no one like her. A man named Matt is madly in love with her and wont ever let her go.
Teesa is the hottest thing in the universe.
by Poopsie Bear October 28, 2013
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teensy

you got a tinsy cock
by Attilla the Hump July 16, 2003
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Busted Tees

Advertises ugly looking t-shirts on this website. Busted Tees try to have witty phrases or political statements on their shirts that may seem clever to those wearing it, but are painstakingly idiotic to the rest of us.
Busted Tees - South Korea may have Seoul but North Korea has nukes. Nukes please.
by TheQuest July 29, 2008
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teepeeing

The act of throwing rolls upon rolls of toilet paper over/around/in trees, on cars, over the house, and on the lawn. This is often done by minors towards their friends, neighbors, or acquaintances. This act usually includes other items, such as eggs(see Egging), bird feed, corn kernels, honey, forks, spoons, honey, bologna, and anything else one wishes to use against their victim. Note that bologna removes paint from cars when it dries.
Hey I got back at Joe for teepeeing my house, you should go take a look at his haha.
by TheJoshinator January 3, 2008
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snorg tees

A T-Shirt company that advertises on Urban Dictionary quite often. They use unoriginal jokes, like Jason (the chainsaw killer) looking at a calender that says "Friday the 12th."

Oh, how funny.

Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
I saw another Snorg Tees ad today. It just showed a girl with huge boobs wearing a shirt that said "if zombies are coming, I'm tripping you." Really a turn-off, despite the huge boobs.
by plain goldfish January 25, 2011
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Peepee Teepee

A boner standing straight up in your underwear
To "pitch a tent".
Hey honey wanna jump in my Peepee Teepee.
by wicked weasel November 6, 2007
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