torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.

Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.

by Androecium February 13, 2014

busted tees

A t-shirt company advertising on Urban Dictionary. The slogans on the shirts are silly, but it is worth noting that they are SUPPOSED to be. They might as well make a shirt that says:

"I know this shirt is stupid, you don't have to tell me".

Apparently lots of people don't like the shirts at all. See example:

Jim: Hey Joe, where did you get that silly silly shirt?
Joe: From busted tees, a website advertised on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: oh! What's Urban Dictionary?
Joe: It's this website that has definitions of the parts of language not found in real dictionaries, or, "slang".
Jim: That's stupid, so is your shirt.
Joe: yeah, that's the point, dickwad.
Jim: What does "dickwad" mean?
Joe: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by dougdougdoug September 2, 2007

tweeds

Also known as joint. Budz wrapped up in Z's and twisted at the ends. The earliest history I know of is from the movie 'Friday' (1995) quoted by Mr. Jones

"I betch ya'll been drinkin' that wine too, ain'tcha? And smokin' them tweeds and everything..."

by James S. November 29, 2004

Teesh

A word exclusively used in Hawick in the Scottish Borders meaning fantastic, brilliant, perfect.

"I had a great time last night - the band were teesh"

by teribus July 1, 2009

Dita Von Teese

The sexiest woman on the face of the Earth.

While Dita may have altered her body and is a stripper and a porn star, she still manages to be classier than all those pop bitches on MTV while still showing the same amount of skin.

Dita von Teese is gorgeous.

by R'Amen December 5, 2010

Ole Tommy Tees

A t-shirt company whose motto is "Start the Party" and their t-shirts reflect that.

Dude, where did you get that shirt? I got it from Ole Tommy Tees! Nice!, Start the Party!

by George Maclin August 24, 2011

busted tees

A company that uses hot teenagers, some wearing thongs, to sell t-shirts

<---look over there<--- I bet there is that girl who has that light blue shirt on that says "more cowbell" and a black thong.

Kid A: "Did you see that new 'Busted Tees' girl?"
Kid B: "Yep. I masturbated to her last night."
Kid A: "Oh, I masturbated to you."
Kid B: "Dude you're gross!"

by Ur Mom! April 9, 2006