Ted Bundy

Serial killer Ted Bundy terrorized young women throughout various states and claimed the lives of many
young women in vicious sexual assaults and killings.

Ted Bundy is estimated to have murdered between 35 to 50 young women in almost a dozen states.

Ted Bundy puttered about in a Volkswagen Beetle and used such ruses as feigning a broken arm to seek help from women, with dark hair with center parts, he would lead his victims into his car and to their death.

by shane carr March 26, 2003

Ted Cruz

A Benedict Arnold; A seditious traitor; A short sighted, self-interested coward.

Texas man pulls a Ted Cruz after he set fire in a theater and then yelled fire in the theater.

by Benny Arnold January 10, 2021

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Celebrities like Kate McPherson have been known to end tweets with this statement. In some ways it's a full on acknowledgement of a personal idea or claim but a dismissal of anyone's negative response to the claim. In other words, I want you to know this information but I am not particularly concerned with your opinion regarding said information.

Nicki Minaj is constantly biting off of Cardi-B...thank you for coming to my ted talk

by Kinam July 9, 2018

Bill and Ted

Bill S. Preston Esquire and Ted 'Theodore' Logan, two halves of the most excellent and savoury comic duo. Saved the world through air guitar, and unlikely masters of time travel in the early 90's. Funnier than Waynes World. Had a most un-heinous rock band called Wyld Stallions, featuring medieval wenches on drums and keyboards and the Grim Reaper on bass.

I am, Bill S. Preston Esquire... and I am Ted 'Theodore' Logan... and we are... WYLD STALLIONS! Excellent! (Guitar noise)

by Mark E. Smith July 8, 2005

ted leo and the pharmacists

band in which i wet my pants since the first note

i just listened to ted leo and the pharmacists and my pants are leaking cum

by slam masta J May 13, 2005

Ted Cruz’s father

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Ted Cruz

A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.

"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."

by racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC August 6, 2016