racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC's definitions
A poop that is way too slimy, and takes unreasonable amounts of toilet paper to wipe away, while never feeling completely cleaned.
"Why have you been in the bathroom for 6 hours"
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
"Oh, man I just took a huge Ted Cruz. I've been sitting there trying to wipe it away."
by racmETrIUsErANCrAltiC August 6, 2016
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