Tanner

A Hot boy, loves sports, nice, funny, everyone wants to be him, he is one of the nicest person ever, and will not break a girls heart. Very strong and usually has an adorable dog or other animal.

" I wish I was Tanner."

by Baller_02 November 1, 2016

tanner

A very very sexy man. A great boyfriend or husband to any girl. Very kind and handsome and great in bed. Tanners usually have a huge dick that is super fun to suck. He will treat a girl right. Ladies if you have a Tanner in your life then keep him.

Tanners dick is huge dude. I wish i was him.

by ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ July 2, 2018

Tannered

Tanner(ed) (adv) Getting so drunk that you piss a gallon worth of piss all over yourself and your friends. Also being prone to not sleeping at night and getting dumb tatoos.

Jim: "Why is my back wet?" Jon: "Because Jake got tannered last night and pissed on you"

by SiggyTop January 10, 2014

Tanner_star

Tanner_star is a lowlife idiot. This type of person enjoys taking shits on the beach as well as eating plain oatmeal for breakfast. His personal hobbies include eating tons of low-cal ice cream, believing he cannot get fat because it is low-cal. His parents think he goes to bed early but really he goes to sleep as the sun rises.

Ugh, he's such a Tanner_star. He just venmoed me $5 to play with him.

by bestrustkiller2020 April 13, 2020

Tanner N Morgan Day

Every year on October 17th it’s the national holiday Tanner N Morgan Day. On this day you eat boo berry waffles and buy hoodies thats it

It’s Tanner N Morgan day i will now eat boo berry waffles and buy a hoodie

by Definitely Not Tanner October 18, 2020

Tannercok

A shy young man who seeks to compensate for his miniscule peepee by abusing his mates. He is the guy who takes something the most serious while being the worst at it. He is still handsome, often being compared to Justin Bieber, with dashing looks, sadly accompanied by terrible manners.

Random Convo:
Person 1: "Did you see Tannercok the other day"
Person 2: "Yeah, he relieved himself in the fountain. He did look sexy though."

by wiggabigga69 November 19, 2021

tanners mom

an superhumanly hot Milf. someone I as a completely straight male would let peg me with a 12 inch strap on. Every boy in the school has wet dreams thinking about tanners mom mainly Cyrus in particular. she is short and sculpted like a porn star. -i love tanners mom

me: tanners mom. everyone else; shes so hot, i love tannes mom, im gonna fuck her so hard.

i want to have anal sex with tanners mom

by RedHotTestyWarts June 16, 2022