(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.
The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.
by theblackthunder September 12, 2014
Get the Cow Tale mug.A fairy tale that has been rewritten or portrayed differently than its original moral of the story in order to suit someone else's political agenda as propaganda. An example would be when Adolf Hitler rewrote “Little Red Riding Hood” to be antisemitic propaganda. Another example would be social justice warriors forcing Disney and other companies to portray characters as people of color or LGBTQ when they were never there originally in order to promote "diversity" in such an artificially forced manner. Spinoffs such as “Wicked” are also considered toxic fairy tales as they deviate from the allegorical messages of the original fictions.
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
Get the toxic fairy tale mug.The male counterpart of "chick flick" in the manner of movies or films, usually consisting of a thin plot line, excessive amounts of violence, and continuous action.
Male Tales include movies such as: "Rambo" series, "Terminators" series, "Stealth", "James Bond" series, "Starship Troopers", "Soldier", "Scorpion King", "Alien", etc...
by "WREAKHAVOC" Smith Family December 28, 2008
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Bobby's Grandma: "Put on your coat or you'll catch pneumonia"
Little Bobby: "Nah ah Grandma. That's an old wives tale. Pneumonia is caused by bacteria."
Little Bobby: "Nah ah Grandma. That's an old wives tale. Pneumonia is caused by bacteria."
by enzoblinx July 20, 2006
Get the old wives tale mug.A very long book by Charles Dickens. Forcibly read to many High Schoolers, who often use Cliff's Notes.
This book is one of the best books I've read, but it's hard to read if you're not used to Dickens...
This book is one of the best books I've read, but it's hard to read if you're not used to Dickens...
by Goddess Mallory April 3, 2009
Get the A Tale of Two Cities mug.JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.
by TooSick4U October 22, 2007
Get the Pig Tale mug.An incredibly awesome book by Kate Dicamillo that tells the separate stories of Desperaux Tilling, a tiny mouse shunned by the rest of his kind, Chiaroscuro(Aka. Roscuro), a once light-loving rat whose heart was broken years ago, and Mig, a poor servant girl whose father sold her for a couple of cigarettes, a red tablecloth, and a hen. In the last section of the book the characters come together during Roscuro's plot to kidnap the princess and... that's all I'm saying for the sake of not ruining the ending(sorry :D). This beautiful story is at least five times better (and deeper) than that shit they call The Tale of Desperaux movie (friendship?! WTF?).
If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
Bob: "Duuuuuuuuuddddddee! What's up with your face?! You look like you just saw a puppy getting raped by Barnie!"(WTF)
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX
by wootwootpie :D May 25, 2009
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