tactical wee

The action of doing a wee when you don't need to, in order to avoid it later. Popularised by cartoon Bluey.

Endgame is 3 hours long, so I'm going to do a tactical wee beforehand to avoid missing Caps Ass.

by lizwis May 2, 2019

Stogge tactics

A famous tactic created by Stooge by remaining level 1 in mass in a game called Custom hero footies, no matter who they're against. Normally the opponent will feel sorry and leave the game and allow the brilliant tactician to win out of pity. It was created when a infamous player Stooge kept failing and losing "mass" in the custom hero footies games that people felt sorry for him and left the game just so he could win.

Person 1: Dude he's doing the stogge tactics
Person 2: What a loser and a noob, he should go QQ. let's leave

Person 1 and 2 leave

Tactician Yes I win! I'm on another level! Stogge tactics never fail me!

by Cou_11 August 6, 2012

tactical insertion

1) An item available in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that allows a player to choose a spot to respawn. 2) Painting one's penis in a camo design and proceeding to have stealthy intercourse

John: I was playing call of duty last night, and then my girl came over, so i performed a tactical insertion, if ya know what i mean...

Steven: Nice! You get some easy spawn kills?

John: ...you dumbfuck

by ablahblah January 11, 2010

The Vato Tactical

A Mexican that while he is eating his girls ass, starts to use Morse Code while he moans and communicates to his girl if he 1. (•----)he should continue eating her ass, 2. (••---)sticks his tongue down her fart box even further, 3.(•••--) fart on his face, 4.(.••••-) likes the taste of her dingle berries, 5. (•••••) stick a dildo in her ass while he continues to eat her out, 6. (-••••) shit on him, 7.(--•••) creampie in her butthole so he can lick his own cum, 8. (---••)piss on his while he continue to eat her ass, 9.(----•) put his fist up her butthole and keep eating, and finally 10. (-----)Finish.

Ready for the Vato Tactical mija.....(Her: Yes Papi) Mmmmm..••••- .......taste so good....-••••.......yes!! Taste like frijoles baby!
Can't wait to do the Vato Tactical when we get home mamacita.

by PC Slayer Sword May 17, 2021

Tactical Nuke

The oh so fabled "TACTICAL NUKE" from Call of Duty:Moderwarfare 2. Every single noob immediately unlocks it although they will never be able to get it in game. It requires a 25 kill streak on multiplayer and you must either be the most epic gamer ever or a no life to use it. Either way, you just bombed the crap out of everyone and ended the game.

25 Kill Streaker with "Tactical Nuke": OMFG TACTICAL NUKE!!!!! -launches tactical nuke-

Every other player: Dude what the f- BOOM

Game over.

by PTRS Noob November 18, 2009

Nigger Tactic

Tactics in which one will use deceitful and counter productive methods(such as blame or fault)to escape from situations where responsibility is required.

To fully qualify as being this type of tactic, the perpetrator is required to have at least 1% of African American decent.

Tyrone is in charge of taking out the trash every night before close. But I got yelled at by the boss the next day when the trash was everywhere. Turns out my man Tyrone blamed me, telling him I said I would take it out for him. Thats a class 'A' nigger tactic right there.

by seniqua April 8, 2008

tactically acquire

A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.

*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?

by Kreator89 February 7, 2010