Tactical Dump

Often abbreviated and betterly known as TD, the most famous of the 'D family.
This is when you feel a need maybe after eating, or may need to in the near future, you would take a 'tactical dump' to avoid having to dump later when there may not be a toilet or even be put in an awkward place or position, if used properly this would rule out 'power dumping' but as the rules of 'dumping' have yet be perfected this is not the case.

Mum to son:- We'v got a long journey ahead take a Tactical Dump before we leave ther may not be a toilet stop before we arrive

Football manager to players :- take a TD before the game, dont want any of you shitting yourselves on the pitch

Im about to go clubbing better TD before i leave so i dont have to sit down in the grimey toilets in there.

by D' Family April 8, 2009

tactical welch

Ending your stream because of mean comments

Dude lospollostv pulled a tactical welch a few nights ago hes such a faggot.

by PapaWenis March 7, 2017

Tact

The art of making a point without making an enemy.

Discussing religion may require tact, depending on how sensitive the people you discuss it with are.

by Last Pariah October 13, 2010

tactical chunder

When on a heavy drinking session the bloated feeling of too much liquid can be removed and loss of control to huge drunkeness can be avoided by voluntarily being sick otherwise known as going for a tactical chunder.

I have just been to the toilet for a tactical chunder

by Adam Forsyth September 14, 2006

tact

Tact is the ability to induce change or communicate hurtful information without offending through the use of consideration, compassion, kindness and reason.

Tact is a quality respect, because being an asshole and acting negatively towards others is 100 times easier than making a positive contribution.

The ability to say and do the right thing at the right time.

by QuestD40 June 24, 2005

Tactical Fap

A masturbation session that takes place before sex in order to extend the duration of the sex when it actually happens by not giving the sperm a reasonable amount of time to be produced. Usually this occurs when you are fairly sure that you will in fact have sex and often times the partner is unaware that a "tactical fap" has been carried out.

Knowing he will probably have sex with Amanda tonight, Dylan tactical fapped so that he would last longer.

by PatP1993 January 10, 2012

tactless

Having no sensitivity or consideration, when talking or acting upon others.

Julie was being tactless, when she asked about Tim's birthmark in such an insensitive way.

by Yeurel May 9, 2008