sussy bakas play with tablet

my nice wallpaper

my wallpaper says sussy bakas play with tablet

by The first 6 keys in a keyboard March 12, 2023

Tablet Toddler

Synonym for iPad kid

“Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“

by Mckj May 4, 2022

Razzles Egg Dye Tablets

a small disk-shaped candy that turns into gum when chewed, but instead of gum it's been replaced with those egg dye tablets you get for easter.

oh god shea get the shotgun kaz is talking about razzles egg dye tablets again.

by cheemtopuff November 20, 2021

Illini Bronze Tablet

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.

Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone

Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.

by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019

Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."

by Cheesey Duck December 2, 2020

Tablet

A sex position where the man stands still in the bridge position on his bsck
and the woman rides him cowgirl position

12 yo kid on xbox: Ur mom
Me: I tableted your mom last night

by weird ass motherfucker June 4, 2020