bumpin tators

when a women is getting double penetrated, the two men have there testicles touch.

Brian and Chad were bumpin tators while slamming Karen

by Bear Watchers December 29, 2009

tatoo

a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling

my ex got my name tatoo'd on his back and now he's dating his baby mama and said he's over me. wonder how his girl feels about this?! permanent reminder (tatoo) of a temparary feeling (the relationship).

by skye's suppose to be wife *Jaye* July 18, 2005

tatored

Beyond shitfaced, completely gone. Slight redneck connotation. Incapable of caring about anything.

Mike was so tatored last night that he fell down the hill in the backyard and slept up against the fence at the bottom for 2 hours.

by Triis February 12, 2009

cat 5 tatoo

The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.

That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!

by Big Lester Free July 7, 2011

TATOO TEAR

An ink fluid mark of a teardrop located under the eye, usually used to signify a commited murder. The teardrop is also used to display endless sorrow, such as the loss of a close friend, or life sentence in prison.

I earned my tatoo tear by poppin' that fuckin snitch.

by J. THOMPSON July 9, 2006

tator tot

a short midget who is fat and can roll around easily. word used to describe people

" jim got attacked by a swarm of tator tots coming back from their midget convention."

by hncjo89 February 5, 2009

Dick-tator

A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.

How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia

If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.

Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.

Victim: No, please I might vomit...

Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.

Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.

by thisismyhahaha January 2, 2014