Tooterdonk

Usually reserved for bathroom mishaps. A huge mistake made related to toilet humor.

"Dude I'm so sorry for the huge tooterdonk I left in the basement bathroom....I'll clean it up later. swear."

by otter85 August 1, 2009

tooterus

The male uterus. Where sperm goes, to make butt babies, during gay sex.

Greg was ecstatic to find out that Steves tooterus was willing and able to receive their soon to be offspring.

by blushed88 December 16, 2016

Thotenville High School

worst school on Staten Island. All fuckboy whites and slutty girls. The institute saves the school from becoming garbage.

you go to thotenville high school?
yea
wow your so white and your prob gonna be a stripper when your older

by statenislanddailybugle December 25, 2018

Tootin tongue

When the ass eatin is so good you cant stop farting

Jimmy was eat my ass out last night and I couldn’t help tootin tongues.

by Tootintongue February 21, 2022

Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009

two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

tootelage

1. Present tense of toot.

2. Past tense of toot}

3. When farting immediately after someone else, you are deemed under the first farter's "tootelage."

4. When being subjected to the odor of someone else's fart, you are under the farter's "tootelage."

1. After farting, "Got some serious tootelage here."

2. After walking into a room immediately after a person rips a noxious fart, "Captain, sensors are detecting tootelage in this sector."

3. Being the second to fart, "I am under your tootelage now, but one day the student will become the master."

4. After Ayden rips a paint peeling fart he proudly proclaims, "You are all under my tootelage."

by Merriam Kiddo July 22, 2011