Much as toast can be buttered on both sides, so can a ladyfriend. First "ejaculate" on one side, spreading the resulting semen about, then flip the lady over and repeat. Then, enjoy your double buttered toast!
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As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.
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ToasterVille is a location where the ElfishToast kind use to live in harmony. After they were overpowered the survivors were tracked down and slain except for one. After many many years there was The Great Toaster war where the last survivor was able to reclaim ToasterVille. Unfortunately all that remained were the crumbles of a broken down kingdom. With the support of others the last ElfishToast was able to renew the land, construction is still ongoing as of today but within time it is said that ToasterVille may grow to be the strongest kingdom of all.
Did you hear that the ElfishToast allied with ya know who to reclaim ToasterVille? It is said that with that alliance in place nothing can stop them!
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Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.
by Eric Maan July 31, 2010
Get the skin toaster mug.A symbol of the rapid gentrification of San Francisco, $4 toast can be traced back to The Mill Cafe, in Alamo Square. An 'artisanal' food craved by the same hipsters that America loves to hate, but that America's young tech elite sucessfully pushed out of the City by pushing rents to the highest level in the nation.
So now cafes in San Francisco are frequented by yuppies with small dogs and kombucha-sipping, origami-enjoying, yoga-worshipping upper-middle class vegan couples.
And toast is four bucks. But hey gay marriage is legal!
So now cafes in San Francisco are frequented by yuppies with small dogs and kombucha-sipping, origami-enjoying, yoga-worshipping upper-middle class vegan couples.
And toast is four bucks. But hey gay marriage is legal!
by IntrepidWesterner July 13, 2015
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