Twaddle

Verb.

To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.

Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class

There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.

by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008

twaddict

The Twaddict is a person, male or female & of any age, who is constantly posting on &/or logged into the online social networking service, Twitter.

She's such a Twaddict that she sends more texts to Twitter than to her own family! or: He must be a twaddict because he is always on that Twitter website posting & reading stuff!

by Angelzsong September 9, 2009

Twaddle Bag

An Unappealing, Lame, boring..Alien.

GUy: "Hey man, Do you wanna go take a ride on my disco stick?!"
Other Guy: "Hell yeah IM NO TWADDLE BAG!"

by SHLABALABADINGDONGKABAJILLION November 26, 2010

RYLEE TWADDLEDUCK

I hate this so much it always flat tires me and runs me over

me: i hate rylee twaddleduck
rylee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by 3.141590 November 16, 2022

twaddle

Posting narcissistic pointless forum topics aimed at getting attention and pointless responses to garner reaction by announcing unexpected and blasphemous acts.

Deej twaddled on the forums that he was going to drop his homies.

by ManInBigWhiteHat June 23, 2010

twadi

Indian word meaning oh shit

Oh twadi i missed my homework

by MZ1717 August 31, 2017

Twad

(twod) n. Anyone who carry on a reasonable conversation or who rambles on and on with meaningless twaddle (twittle-twattle).

"Did you hear those two twads over there talking about the View." Or, "Sasha's boyfriend has such dreamy blue eyes, but as soon as he opens his mouth they fade to gray -- he's such a twad!"

by Rounder December 9, 2008