thwackermits

large mittens worn upon the hands for snatching orangutans from their trees.

explorer: is that an orangutan up in that tree?
his friend: why yes it is. Allow me to obtain it with my thwackermits.

by Tom Harding for sure February 27, 2004

thwarp

The audible sound of a queef. Sound can differ in pitch, length, and intensity. This sound is what causes the embarrassment during intercourse, not the actual expulsion of the air pocket.

I was so embarrassed. I queefed last night and it sounded like, "thwarp thwarp thwaaaarppp." I could have died.

by bl0nd13 June 4, 2012

Thwarping

The act of Shaving ones testicle hair with a large or rusted battle axe or slappin yo" baby maker with a roasted corn dog

(Man1)Dude my nuts ache

(Man2)... why

(Man1) i was Thwarping

(Man2) With the dog or the axe

(Man1) fuck man both

by Thwarp mastar April 10, 2008

pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.

Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting

by D March 31, 2004

thwang

Being paranoid when your all messed up.

Just chill man, don't be thwangin.

by Brandon September 16, 2003

Thwak

an elite word used only by the superhero's otherwise known as a secret asian sex move.

I thwaked him so hard last night.

by Yea Jin June 11, 2008

thwamper

(noun) an extremely painful erection, frequently obtained after a rough night of sexual intercourse. Often irritated by the zipper or rough fabric of a trouser.

Bro 1: Why do you look so pained, friend?

Bro 2: It's this thwamper I can't shake. This thing has been rubbin on my zipper all day!

OR

Wife: Do you want to go again tonight honey?

Husband: I don't know sugar, it looks like tonight's gonna be a thwamper.

by The Lazy Testicle October 29, 2010