testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.

Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

Testicular Cancer

A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.

I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!

by EE-TAOW February 4, 2010

testicular manslaughter

an occasion when some one is killed only by the use of one's testicles. usually done by well hung testicles and blunt force or choking.

i tea bagged your mom so hard i was charged with testicular manslaughter when they found her body.

by rocky wolf April 3, 2010

testicular rendition

The act of using your testes to reenact any play, musical, opera, or movie with your testicles.

Mike's testicular rendition of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" was brilliant. Who would have thought that a testicle could resemble Jack Nicholson so much?

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

Testicular crit

A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.

Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l

Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023

Testicular Diarrhea

When a man's testicles explode into a micro-biode solution that forms a diarrhea-type substance.

The doctor says I have to get neutered due to my testicular diarrhea.

by Bob Heartmen October 5, 2021

testicular success

To reach male orgasm.

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009