testicular crucifixion

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.
Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.
by Cryptic May 05, 2005
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Testicular Cancer

A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.
I'm have surgery to remove one of my balls next week because I have testicular cancer!
by EE-TAOW February 05, 2010
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testicular manslaughter

an occasion when some one is killed only by the use of one's testicles. usually done by well hung testicles and blunt force or choking.
i tea bagged your mom so hard i was charged with testicular manslaughter when they found her body.
by rocky wolf April 03, 2010
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Testicular Diarrhea

When a man's testicles explode into a micro-biode solution that forms a diarrhea-type substance.
The doctor says I have to get neutered due to my testicular diarrhea.
by Bob Heartmen October 05, 2021
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testicular success

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.
by sheshkable March 17, 2009
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testicular rendition

The act of using your testes to reenact any play, musical, opera, or movie with your testicles.
Mike's testicular rendition of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" was brilliant. Who would have thought that a testicle could resemble Jack Nicholson so much?
by Clayton25 March 19, 2008
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Testicular Rasputin

When the hair from your balls grows to such a length that it begins to resemble the long, thick beard of mystical adviser in the court of Czar Nicholas II, Grigori Rasputin.
Dude, jerry showed me his cock and balls last night, and he doesn’t shave around there; he has a serious testicular Rasputin!
by JK_Money June 28, 2020
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