When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))
Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019
Get the Testicle Nutblastmug. by dangle dongle May 13, 2005
Get the Testicle Sunrisemug. It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).
Origin: Gaelic region
Origin: Gaelic region
“F u testicle shrimp!”
“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”
“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”
by K nasty aka Tahoe Kev January 27, 2019
Get the Testicle Shrimpmug. A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed. Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.
A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it and there are benefits when using it.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
Get the Testicle Cuffmug. The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.
Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
by ta4877 November 11, 2009
Get the Testicle Marionettemug. by Stupid Af July 23, 2021
Get the Squidward Testiclesmug. The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.
by Work Turbans for life! May 11, 2009
Get the Testicle Wrapmug.