talismonger

An occult practioner, usually a female, who offers her services and enchanted items to those who ask for help.

This word has been around for a while, but only seemed to have taken on a definite meaning in the RPG Shadowrun.

A perfect example of a Talismonger is 'Tia Dalma', the witch doctor from the 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'.

by Eluma July 27, 2006

Shit-Tarts

An exclamation of disapproval

Shit-Tarts! Somebody stole my baby!

by Chachi October 13, 2004

Guardian Tales

It is an RPG video game made by KakaoGames (branch of the Korean company Kakao) , it is a mix of different elements consisting of a gacha system for summoning heroes and items , a well-written story about the adventures of a knight and the princess of Kanterbury kingdom to save the world from the invaders which consist of two seasons (second season is unfinished yet) along with side stories and many references to other games and movies (think of it as a parody to these games and movies) , a great guild system , multiplayer elements (Arena modes and Co-op) etc. , however the people in the EU server have autism and the Asia 1 and 2 servers are filled with whales which makes multiplayer pointless , the game at first is fun and have a nice feel when playing it until you face your greatest enemy , end game , when in end game you are expected to have the best heroes and the best items in the game , its by the way free to play on the App Store for IOS and PlayStore on android and on Bluestacks for PC. Remember to save gems and gold :) .

Guy 1 : hey Guy 2 , wanna 1v1 me on Guardian Tales?

Guy 2 : you better prepare yourself for my new meta formation.

Guy : I am enjoying Guardian Tales , the story is fun and the heroes are awesome!

Guy : I like Bob

by Guardian Bob of Kanterbury April 5, 2023

Dead Men Tell No Tales

A saying that has existed for a long time, but wasn't extremely popular until it became famous through the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, in which a pirate-ish skull and crossed bones on the wall utters this very phrase, among other things. Basically, what it means is that to keep something quiet, kill anyone who knows about it and, since that person is dead, it would be pretty much impossible for them to tell your secret. A similar saying is "Three can keep a secret if two are dead," invented by Benjamin Franklin.

So, you don't want anyone to find out that you're secretly a Hilary Duff fan? Just kill everyone who already knows--after all, dead men tell no tales.

by lollylollylollyPOP!!! July 29, 2007

Talyse

Name given to a woman of high esteem who is blessed with finesse, compassion, energy, and spontaneity. With a sense of identity, she imparts joy, frivolity, and purpose to those around her.

Gentleman 1: I'm depressed
Gentleman 2: You need to hang out with Talyse, she's good for the soul...

by J-RRT June 23, 2010

Dragon Tales

A story about two kids who go out of their house without their parents permission into a world where hours last mini seconds in human time. The world is full of fat dinosaurs with wings called 'dragons'. These 'dragons'

- sing songs 24/7
- are gay
- take children away from their parents

Dragon Tales is a reason 9/11 happened

by Withered Demon Rogue August 1, 2016

Veggie Tales

The funniest animated movies in the world. They tell various Bible stories through characters that are vegetables as opposed to humans, such as Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber.

The funniest however, is the parody they made of Lord of the Rings called "Lord of the Beans".

The best part of Veggie Tales is when Larry sings a silly song such as Oh Where is my Hairbrush?

by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005