switcheroo

when engaging in doggy style sex with someone in a dark room, you breifly pull out, while a friend takes your place, with your partner none the wiser. while your friend is engaging in sex, you run around the house and wave at your partner through the window.

My twin brother and I pulled a switcheroo on my finace. she was pissed.

by daoofhamster June 24, 2006

Switching

The act of switching off the lights on an innocent civilian who is taking a shit

Me and the bois went switching at Walmart last night but we almost got pinched by the security!

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

switched

Originated in england, to turn on someone after they have constantly pissed you off

" Oi did you see dat fight? craig was annoyin dave n dave jus switched on him! "

by Neva Prang May 13, 2005

dirt-switching

When you are trying on the fly to change your facts you use as your arguments in a debate, albeit they are coherent and valid facts that are related to each other. It refers to the act of trying to change the dirt, on which your vegetables or plants are growing, into a better, more fertile soil amidst the growing season.

Bob: "...yet somehow this small group of people are responsible for..
Melvin: "Bigot! Hate speech! You talk like that in 2021? SERIOUSLY?"
Bob: "Well, this same group of people are still less likely to be shot at by the police.."
Melvin: "Racist! Bigot! Hate crime! Dirt-switching! DIRT-SWITCHING!"

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 26, 2021

itchin' for a switchin'

English slang: When a woman is enthusiastic about the possibility of her partner commencing the act of anal sex. The phrase was popularised on ITV's primetime Saturday evening show 'Take Me Out' by it's host Paddy McGuinness.

"Did you Flip reverse her?" "Yeah dude, that girl was itchin' for a switchin'"

by Zac Rainbow February 9, 2010

stitches

When someone says something funny and makes you laugh really hard.

"He kept me in stitches with his story"

by Bav August 9, 2006

Switching Positions

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.

1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.

by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010