Swindle

The state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool

Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.

Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!

by Eruth August 31, 2012

dick swindler

Idividual who steals other's cock photo, and passes it along as their's, in order to mask their lack of male endowment.

OMG, what a dick swindler, this dude with a baby dick posted Ron Jeremy's cock on Craigslist; and I fell for it! He could barely hit my clit, let alone my G-spot with that limp ass shit.

by Stephaura December 21, 2008

Swahili Swindle

The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.

Tony: Yo Jaamal, you give Shaniqua da AIDS?!
Jaamal: I gave the girl the Swahili Swindle!

by Mein Kampfident November 8, 2009

Swindle

An ugly chick who thinks they are good looking.

(Person 1)Eww, look at that swindle over there.
(Person 2)That's discusting!

by g-jew November 20, 2011

semen swindler

One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unwilling men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Swirler

A black guy who dates a white girl

JustMe.Com is the aftermath of a swirler's desire bore fruit.

by It's my fault I got cheated on April 2, 2021

swindle

to hate on someone; the act of hating

Hater: Your outfit is type wack

Me: Don't swindle
or
Hater: You hella booty in ball

Me: Stop swindling

by TYPE_PHRESH April 12, 2008