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Gel Sweater

A gel sweater is a thick layer of fat that keeps its obese wearer warmer than a skinny person. A person who is overweight may get hot very easily because they have their own "gel sweater."
Man, aren't you freezing right now?
Not really, I've been working on my gel sweater all winter. It's keeping me nice and warm right now.
by chickenfoood December 7, 2010
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Brown Sweater

A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.
Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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Sweater puppies

She's got her sweater puppies covered up with that shirt.
by Anjigirl May 23, 2018
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norwegian sweater-vest

When a guy or group of guys cum on a girl's chest in a criss cross fashion and then shave their pubic hair on her.
I can't believe that that girl let us give her a norwegian sweater-vest.
by ksmith4 May 16, 2011
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sweatering

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.
Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.
by woodchipper May 20, 2008
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Cosby Sweater

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".
Nicole was overjoyed to receive "a Cosby Sweater" for her birthday.
by Nicole & Eric September 19, 2008
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sweater sandwich

when two hairy shirtless males hug a person at the same time, thus creating a "sandwich" of the person
Chuck and Josh gave Marc a sweater sandwich.
by Abia May 3, 2010
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