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Surrender Monkey

A pejorative term used against French citizens, coming from Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, based on some assumption that French soldiers are cowards, just because France got occupied by Germany during WW2.

Mostly used by retards who think their country is better than the others for some reason, think this joke is still funny just because the Simpsons used it, or just some idiots who never heard of the Resistance.
My great-grandfather was in the Resistance during WW2, and died while trying to free France from the Nazis. Does that make him a Surrender Monkey too ?
by an Ankoù April 21, 2011
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Cincinnati Suspender

When the male sits on the floor with his legs spread and his partner laying on stomach gives oral. He then grabs his partners ankles pulling the legs up to his shoulders thus creating suspenders.
I got the best deep throat ever when I grabbed my girl by the ankles and gave her a Cincinnati Suspender.
by Jo B Moss July 24, 2007
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No surrender

The term used by good loyal unionists of the british state of Northern Ireland, to affirm their undying resolve to defend the best country in the world from the lowlife that call themselves Republicans. eg I.R.A

Comes from the siege of derry were loyal protestants defeated the Earl of antrim who was under the authority of the pope-head King James in 1689
The loyalist state of Northern ireland will never change its stance of no surrender to the papist scum of the IRA. No surrender
by Big_m February 11, 2007
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Surrenderence

To let go and give into true love.
Overthrown in surrenderence, all the man's heart had desired was found.
by HerLoverBoy8) October 24, 2011
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surrender

The Frence people......Je me rends- A phrase used commonly in the french vocabuarly (means "I surrender")
Those Damn Amercians..what? the germans are coming!....O blessed Amercians how i love thee
by P-Giffy November 7, 2003
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surrender

Widely considered an art-form in France basically becuase of their inability to do anything else save wine making...
This popular practice has recently spread to the middle east and more so in Iraq.
"Sir. We have captured a division of armed non-coallition troops durning our strike on Baghdad." (The manifestation of justice)
"Well, bring em in." (General ready to light some Iraqis up)
"Sir. You'll never believe what they said..." (swift hand of american justice)
"Well? Out with it." (Gen Uncle Sam)
"Bonjour..." (just american soldier)
by Ebot March 23, 2003
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Suspenders

Steve Urcle. The nerd style. The most popular things on the planet!
That nerd was wearing those popular suspenders!
by Funny Definitions Official November 14, 2017
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