Slitlings

The most intelligent human being in the world

Oml you sound just like Slitlings

by Slitlings December 6, 2018

Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.

Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.

by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020

Slit Split

A game like bagtag but for females.
You walk up to a female friend and upwards Karate chop her vagina exclaiming “SLIT SPLIT!”

Friend: “Dude did you hear about that new game?”
Other friend: “yeah! Slit Split? It’s pretty hot dude”

by Daddy_Chungus May 2, 2020

skid-slit

When the male tally-wacker is pulled out of the ass and plunged into the flange with great vigor(by accident).

I was banging that hoe like a wild thing till I skid-slit her, fuck it man!

by Jason Mudcock October 22, 2003

Whale Slit

Usually referring to an African-American female's vagina. The pink vaginal lips against a dark-skinned back drop resemble a cut or slit that a whale may encounter from a run-in with a boat, poacher, etc.

Did you see that sister at the party last night? Her shorts were so high I could see her whale slit.

by Jimmy Drama August 17, 2008

vertical slit

When you are putting your tongue to chick's twat while she sitting on your face.
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P.S. When she gets off..... and gets off of you and lays down, then it becomes horizontal slit.

Last night I got some vertical slit, it was quite tasty!

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

Slithe

A name given to someone who acts unfavorably; usually given to someone who lies, cheats, steals, snakes, etc.
Derived from the leader of the Mutants, Slithe, from the Thundercats.

1."Wow Slithe, I can't believe you went to that party without giving me a call."

2."Give me my five dollars back, Slithe!"

by Nasteeee B June 28, 2009