schexy

schexy is sexy! horny...

do you think im schexy?

by dildo July 24, 2003

Shexting

Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.

I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me

I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends

by titoliston October 24, 2011

Suhed

The act of a person intentionally harming another person's head, like Ndamukong Suh does with the Detroit Lions.

If Sidney Crosby (Pittsburgh Penguins player who missed 20 months due to concussion syndrome) played against Tie Domi (famous retired NHL tough guy), Crosby would be suhed by Domi.

by roberto the sandman November 25, 2011

shexual

Someone or something that is sexual, but in a scatological kind of way.

Damn I wanna get shexual with that Snickers bar!!! (looks like a turd, but has a sexy taste)

Damn I wanna get shexual with her!!! (I wanna give her a Cleveland Steamroller!)

by Capt. Fudge September 28, 2009

schex

The term for reproduction and recreation "sex" pronounced in a form of Dutch accent.

See also: Austin Powers in Goldmember

Yesch, after we dansche with the clogsh it'sh time to get our schex on!

by Richard September 16, 2004

shexting

The art of texting when shitting, also texting someone while they are shiitng when you are shitting

When I was on the toilet, I was shexting Amber. She was also on the toilet and she was shexting me back.

by Mario from the Burgh March 21, 2009

shexii

sexy duh!!! its jus the way some people say it. shexii is only written not said!! so dont say it only write it.

sexy peng choong

"ur website is looking 2 shexii"

by Deelishas May 18, 2007