stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

Stubby

Meaning that you make the person calling you it happy or someone else happy.

"Hailee, you're stubby!"
"Awww, thank you!"

by MoonJellyBobaTea June 7, 2022

Stubby

The sexual act of shoving your toe into someone's butt

I gave her such a stubby last night

by crisp packet October 26, 2017

stubby thick

when you’re under 5’2” and have a rather large back end

“Oooh i’m stubby thick and ready for his dick”

by stubbthicc April 22, 2018

Stubby based

The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.

He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.

by Frellcon July 20, 2025

stubby

short & fat

“you know john?”
“john who ?”

“the stubby one”
“oh yeaaahhh. i know john”

by sugar sugar December 18, 2018

Stubby

Money, particularly your paycheck stub.

Hey Jim give me some stubby.

I can't wait until the boss pays me the stubby.

by nuclear hobo March 30, 2024