Skrampled Banonos

The condition of one's mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep sleep from which one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.

Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed, hit her head, and started crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.

Eric: Sounds like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.

by Rocky Rangrooblestoop the 77th April 10, 2010

stomped

to be proven wrong...stomping is usually done when someone else says somthing really dumb that was wrong and u prove them wrong about it.

davies: haha ester you fucked amanda hall

ester: Fuck you mark no i didn't

Davies: Ya u did...amanda told everyone...

Ester: fuck that shit

Max: Dude ester u told me earlier today that u fucked her.

T-ran: HAHA ESTER U GOT STOMPED

by t-ran May 16, 2006

Stomped out

When a person gets floored as a result of losing a fight and their opponent dishonorably and sometimes repeatedly kicks them in the head causing severe brain damage, concussions, a broken jaw and/or death.

"Would the stand your ground law have been a good defense for Edward Norton's character in the movie "American History-X" when he stomped out the nigger who robbed him?"

by Yobetihw July 19, 2012

stomped

To be extremely stoned. So stoned that you can't think straight and nothing you say makes any sense. You feel like you can't get up, or be bothered to do anything. Not to be confused with being extremely high.

"Damn, I'm so stomped right now..."

"Man..."

"Damn..."

by StompmasterPro9000 September 11, 2009

stompled

When you mean to say either stomped or trampled, but instead mix the two words together.

"...and I wasn't in charge at the meeting, but I stompled the managers and just kept talking like I was!"

by cyjordan April 20, 2012

strouple

Unit of measurement. 1 Strouple(Strou for short)= 1 millimeter cubed of feces remaining on ones dick after anal.

I screwed this girl so hard last night that i had 5 strouples on me afterwards.

by Stroupingallday October 1, 2014

curb stomped

When you get your ass beat into the curb.

Person 1: "Have you heard the shit Jessica is talking about you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and when I see her again she's gonna get curb stomped!"

by 3decayingdeerlegs March 27, 2021