Spitzer

If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.

Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.

by John Casper-Schneider April 20, 2008

sitzpinkler

As above,ie directly translated from German as "a man who urinates whilst sitting down"; refers to a man who is hen-pecked or under the thumb of his wife/girlfriend, or is otherwise weak or effeminate.

Is Ian coming down the pub later?

What, are you kidding? You know he's a total sitzpinkler these days.

by goatfuck October 22, 2007

Spitzer

To lay pipe on a prostitute. It can also refer to getting cockblocked by the police or the Feds while trying to lay pipe on a prostitute.

"I spitzered the hell out of this hooker last night."
OR "Right as I took off my pants, I got spitzered by some undercover cop"

by AfroJacks March 10, 2008

skitz

meaning tight, dope, or phat.

Those shoes are skitz.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Snitz

To hook up with one of the opposite gender.

Last night we had an amazing time. We went out to eat and watch a movie and later that night we snitzed under the stars.

by King Snitz August 28, 2018

weiner snitzel

An old hot dog restaurant. from German Wiener Schnitzel, meaning Viennese cutlet.

We ate at the weiner snitzel.

by Bridgette1978 May 2, 2008

Skitz.

Used on the streets, if someone is skitz they are harsh and un-easy, not very friendly, to go skitz on someone is to bEat the shit outta them basically.

Tom - Hey that kid is staring
Billy - Fuck of you cunt, don't stare before i go fucking skitz on you.
Tom - thats better
Tom - hes staring again dude!
Billy - right thats it you cunt, *smack*
SKITZ.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Maurice Moe junior June 6, 2007