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Standing

The act of being upright, and or not sitting. Other times, the act of typing random, if not meaningless words in the hope of finding some funny inexplicable definition.
I was standing earlier.......
by english911 March 29, 2010
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standing-up beer

The style/type of beer often consumed while standing up. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Heavy marketing to males
- Lower cost (less expensive)
- Higher volume (often purchased in bulk, i.e. 24-packs)

Standing-up beer can be consumed in a seated environment. "Standing up" is not an absolute requirement.

Standing-up beer is in direct contrast to sitting-down beer.
Common scenarios where standing-up beer is found:

- Outdoor barbecues
- Tailgating
- Bowling alleys
- NASCAR events
- Mowing the lawn
by beer-me September 19, 2008
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Thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dick

Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.
It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.
by Brekusz November 1, 2013
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standing wheelbarrow

Sexual Position. This position should only be tried strong partners, literally. The female starts out on all fours ( a pillow can be placed under her arms for comfort). The male kneels behind her and grasps her ankles lifting them slightly off the ground (her legs remain bent at the knees) and he penetrates her . He can completely straighten his legs or leave them bent slightly. He must balance her body and control the movement at the same time. If you can pull this position off you are well on your way to becoming a sex god.
Babe, you never want to try anything new. Can we please try STANDING WHEELBARROW? YOU'LL LOVE IT!
by Clitcommander99 January 28, 2017
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standing motorboat

When an individual performs a standard motorboat between a woman's breasts. However due to the individual's short body their face is at equal height to the woman's chest.
Peter was so infatuated by Kristi he could only show his true love for her by giving her a Standing Motorboat.
by rioPLAYBOY January 26, 2018
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standing ovation

When a crowd stands up and gives someone extended and rapturous applause, usually after that person did something amazing
The orchestra received a standing ovation after their fantastic performance

Oh my god that dude just did 30 cartwheels in a row, he totally deserved that standing ovation (though his hands are probably about to fall off lol)
by ngicecream August 15, 2021
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standing ovation

when you got 'the clap' so bad u cant sit down.
nigga fucked Lateesha now he gettin a standing ovation. respect!
by KFED April 30, 2006
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