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jack stanton

overly large head but small as fuck penis. with old man hairy ball sack.
" man did you see that dick?"
" yeah it was such a jack stanton "
by John GIllen April 23, 2009
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Staunton High School

Staunton high is one of the worst schools in the whole damn world. Half the mfs ghetto asf and all the guys think they gangsters when they are indeed not. Half of the dude don’t know use deodorant so the hallways stink all the time.
by A student at SHS November 29, 2021
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Garry Stanton

The Most Beautiful Person, Inside And Out. So Lucky To Have You As My Boy, You Make Everything So Complete And Effortless. Without You Ide Be Nothing. Ide Be Lost Without You.
You Dont Understand How Special You Are And How Much You Mean To Me, Your My World, My Everything And Beyond.
Promise Me Youll Never Leave Me? Cause I Aint Going Nowhere.
I Love You With Every Part Of My Body!
F O R E V E R ?
Garry Stanton, They Say Nothing Lasts Forever, So I Guess Your My Nothing
by Princess Finona November 1, 2012
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Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.
Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.
by gapballer7 February 22, 2011
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Statutory rape

If children really couldn't consent, outlawing statutory rape would be redundant to just regular rape laws.
by ApricotFields May 24, 2019
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Staunton River Middle School

A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.
I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!
by Donewithlife707 September 22, 2020
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Karissa Stanton

A drop dead gorgeous girl. She is a blessing to those around her and should be treasured. Her presence alone should be valued greatly. If you see a Karissa Stanton you should treat them like a queen.

She is a fashion goddess, can draw well and is obsessed with anime. She is also into BTS and simps over a man named Jin. But despite this, I am very lucky to know a Karissa Stanton.

Her cute blonde bangs compliment her bold brown eyes and she is just g. o. r. g. e. o. u. s. Her smile alone can give anyone butterflies. She needs a man who is tall so if you are below 6’ keep scrolling you whore and eat some veg.

She loves herself, but not enough, so if you know a Karissa Stanton, make sure you spoil her with compliments and tell them how beautiful they are. They are kind and caring and will most likely return the gesture. We love Karissa Stanton.

Overall, a kpop and anime obsessed cutie!
Call me Karissa Stanton because I am a hottie
by KarissasNumber1Simp November 3, 2020
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