Seagal Staredown

The act of attempting to instill fear into someones mind by sharply turning your head only and staring into their eyes with a sharp look, only to fail due to not being threatening or deadly in anyway. Usually attempted by fat, overweight people, or by a man by the name of Johnathan Diaz.

Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"

"I bumped into someone earlier and he tried to give me the Seagal Staredown. Was I supposed to feel threatened?"

by crimsonchin27 April 17, 2011

It started

Politically correct term for 'shit has started' or 'she started' ...otherwise known as a rant from the wife/girlfriend. Generally a good time to take the dog for a walk or go fishing.

Contact with a mate using the code words "it started ". Example Frank texts or calls Barry using the phrase "it started '"... which alerts his mate to come visit him for a coffee to help break the tension or to facilitate Franks escape from the home ie suggested fishing trip

by Avidnosleeper May 4, 2019

Attention Starved

people that most likely didn’t get much attention as an child, so now that they’re older they’re willing to do anything to grasp someone’s attention. (whether it’s using manipulation tactics or emotional abuse)

Lisa said to her therapist, “I just need to be seen 24/7. I need someone to notice me, I hate being in a room full of people and the spotlight isn’t on me.”
The therapist sighed, “Lisa, you’re attention starved.”

by imfacingeveryemotion November 13, 2021

Mother Fucker Im Starved

Expressing how hungry you are to another person. Even though you are technically calling the person you are expressing youre hungry too a mother Fucker, youre not really insulting them.
Normally said in a voice not your own, jokingly, to show that youre not really calling the other person a mother fucker.
Me: Motha Fucka Im starved
other Gy: Dude, I know right.

Me: Mother Fucker Im starved.
Other Guy: Dude, I know right.

by ScottJMcDaid September 5, 2011

Cum Stained Clothing

n. Any of various articals of clothing used to wipe ones penis afer masterbation.

1)My cum stained clothing is located in my underwear drawer under 4 pairs of boxers.

by Me-Who-Hates-All May 13, 2005

shit-stained-balls

disorder that occurs when, as you wipe your ass after pooping, you wipe back to front, spreading said poop to your balls. If done repeatedly, your balls will retain a shit-esque tint.

No, no, no! Front to back, not back to front! Are you trying to give me shit-stained-balls?

by Andrew H Smith May 31, 2006

five starred

The mark on one's body after being slapped or after immense pressure is added with a whole, open hand, with splayed fingers.

Person one: *takes off shirt*

Person two: man, you've been five starred! It's right in the middle of your back! You get some last night?

Person one: aww yeah

by Just a Random Person October 13, 2013