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Meathead-Stampeed

The drunken gladiatorial displays of testosterone and Beer driven Meatheads usualy coinciding with the time of night when landlords have had enough and hastely eject their anhebriated patrons out onto the street. It is at this point one can witness the Meathead-Stampeed in its full glory. Such activity is usually cut short by the interference of the old bill and the Meatwagon.
Drink up dude, lets get some street-Meat and go and watch the Meathead-Stampeed.
by Jezjezjez March 7, 2007
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Ass Stomper

A gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your asshole. This act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim.
I had taco bell last night and had the ass stomper of my life. I thought I ripped my asshole.
by hollyhood609 August 19, 2010
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slump stumper

Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.

Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.

Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.
Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.

Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper

Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.

Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!
by Cuatros Amigos October 19, 2018
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waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet
"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"
by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008
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stamped

She has beautiful legs. The right one is stamped just above the knee with a large butterfly.
by talk2me-JCH2 February 8, 2021
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swamper

A swamper, in occupational slang is an assistant who helps with day to day tasks but is not the main operator of the equipment. Usually used in the trucking industry, also used by river guides and by kitchen cooks.
We need to hire a swamper to help on the next trip.
by 2182 May 23, 2010
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grenade stomper

your friend or boy, who takes one for the team on going forth and getting with the grenade-or ugly girl of the group so that you can get with her hott friend.
Yo Ritchie I need you to be the grenade stomper for tonight cause her girl is sexy.
by charleyrogers January 24, 2010
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