stalker

On the Internet - the annoying menu that chases your progress down a Web page.

I went to Bob's new Web site - I love it except for the annoying stalker.

by Cobalt's Dad November 13, 2007

STALKER

Acronym meaning Scavenger, Trespasser, Adventurer, Loner, Killer, Explorer, Robber. Typically lone wolf types that infiltrate dangerous areas to smuggle out loot to sell.

Any and all STALKERS caught attempting to sneak into The Zone will be shot on sight by the military patrols.

by FunkySmellingFinger April 13, 2015

stalker

A creepy girl who is obsessed with someone to the point of insanity and you will always see them doing one of the followings, eg. hiding behinds wall, cars, bushes, shop.

I didn't really know why would there be people who stalk others until I became one. I was a stalker when I was in middle school. There was this guy whom I thought was really hot, handsome. He was attractive in so many ways so I decided to stalk him. I found at the his favourite place after school was at a shopping mall so I went there with my friends hoping to catch him hanging around there. A stalker would appear to be very creepy, they will be hiding behind walls, cars, and many places and the stalker would use many kinds of ways just to know where their victim live, their phone number and where they are going.

by xxthedefinitionwriterxx May 18, 2013

stalker

A stalker is someone who says "You belong to me and I have your soul"...OR "Your mine and I won't let anyone have you." He also points out that he knows everything about you and questions on a daily basis "Did you fuck anyone?" He follows you around like he has no sense. He becomes
threatening when you ignore him or show no interest. He has his friends(errand boys) keep tabs on you...they report everything to your stalker. He acts like there was a relationship...when there was none. And he gets off on creeping you out or pissing you off...as long as you don't
ignore him. ANY attention ...even negative attention is a good thing to a stalker. BUT DO NOT IGNORE THEM...they can't stand that. They are normally possessive,obsessive and just plain delusional.

John "Hey Helena...I know everything about you!"
Elena: "What are you talking about?"
John: "Go ahead...ask me any question"
Elena: "Dude..your really creepy."
John: "Yeah, well...YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME!"
Elena: "FUCK OFF WIERDO!"
John: "But I love you!"
Elena: "Hey Susan..your friend John is like a stalker!"

by Kaylani November 30, 2006

stalker

Someone that is obsessed with a person. Watching and noticing every part and piece on your body. A person that craves attention so they stalk you because they want the same attention. A person with great interest and finds everything about you remarkable yet have no idea who you are.

Bob(the stalker):Hi Kelly
Kelly: Who is this person

by Ashley Morrison December 13, 2003

stalker

-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)

1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker

by Puhercules August 06, 2009

stalker

One who exhibits a sick unhealthy insane obsession with an ex friend who rejected him. This obession can lead to various results. Such as following, bugging, writing definitions on Urban Dictionary, calling and getting me to try to harrass other people. When friend's feeling by said girl is not returned nutter in question starts exhibiting dangerous psychotic behaviors that can last for years.

My friend Vitale is obsessed with this girl. He should be put away in the mental ward for the rest of his life. He's such a stalker.

by Mike Rehmyer December 26, 2007