squirt

When a girl literally shoots out her vaginal fluid from her vagina as she climaxes; when a girl shoots cum from her pussy

Tina's pussy juice is like a projectile, she can really squirt.

by youknowit April 11, 2003

squint scale

Squint-scale is that movement you make with your hands when you're trying to weigh two (probably equally poor) options.

Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.

This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.

Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.

"I should probably spend my day off working on some of these projects, chores, and life responsibilities that haunt me everyday... But... The bar is having 2 for 1 happy hour and I wouldn't want that to go to waste" (enter squint scale)

by BelieveIt_ImHip February 17, 2015

hershy squirt

a wet rippling fart

"man! you did a hershy squirt!"

by moo December 13, 2003

face squirt

A face squirt involves a male ejaculating into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the ejaculate into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it's blow hole. This transaction of semen is generally best administered with the female on her knees and the male standing. Although other variations are often welcomed, despite how messy they can be.

I had to get a ladder to clean the ceiling from Jenny's face squirt. Definitely not getting my bond back.

by RSSR April 1, 2011

pinch and squirt

The odd combination of taking a crap and jacking off at the same time. From the phrase 'pinching a loaf" and "squirt one off". Usually performed by someone who is fearful of being caught whacking off, or has been busted in the past. Hence killing two birds with one stone..so to speak.

In order to keep his wife in the dark about his chronic masturbation problem , Scott has taken up the pinch and squirt approach while in the bathroom.

by montyl January 21, 2010

Squintzy Workout

A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.

For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.

Damn, Chad looks jacked after that squintzy workout!

by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010

Squirt Factory

Squirt Factories tend to be confined to bachelor pads. Two or more men get together with the sole intention of assisting women in squirting. It is in these rooms that women's carnal desires are realised. Via theoretical, empirical and physical research, Squirt Factories have become the worlds number one destination for women wishing to experience a 'Squirting' orgasm. Both the Urethal and Perenial sponges are massaged, vigorously, to create that previously mythical phenomenon!

Chris: Hey Luke, how's the squirt factory rota this month?

Luke: Pretty good, so far I've collected around 3 litres.

Chris: Not bad brother, I'm on 5, so you'd better get those fingers working!

Luke: You're the best man!

Chris: I know!

by BruffandConlon June 14, 2013