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squff

To fornicate while squatting in a manner that is quick and to the point.
There was very little to hide behind at the campground, so my girlfriend and I squffed behind a smll rock.
by J Man October 3, 2003
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Squeef

1 .A multi facetted term used in a host of scenarios generally to describe a person place or thing when no other recognized noun or adjective can describe such event.

2. Additionally this term can be used to describe a sudo hipster or metro sexual male that enjoys brunch or the wearing of tight pleated jeans or slacks .
1. I thought I was off this weekend but I got squeefed and have to go to the parade detail .

2. Look at that sqeef ... .........Can those skinny jeans be any tighter ??
by Squeef May 9, 2014
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Squeef

When lady parts both queef and squirt at the same time. Usually happens when a girl spreads for justice and gets off at the same time!
Jessica was being her whore-self when she squeefed all over her wall.
by Chenlemom November 28, 2013
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squiff

To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.
Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?
by Al Dog January 19, 2005
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squeef

(originating from the concatenation of sex and queef; comparable to a wet fart)
1. A sex fart; also known as the sound a vagina makes when air is forced inside, but promptly displaced by another object
2. The resulting sound of two solid, lubricated surfaces suctioning away from one another (as in intercourse when sweat covers two opposing body parts and contact between the two has momentarily subsided)
The young girl, already nervous about losing her virginity, panicked when she thought she ruined the experience by passing gas. Her boyfriend, already accustomed to this sort of situation, tried to comfort her by explaining that she squeefed. His efforts were sabotage by abrupt laughter. She cried.
by JRS November 4, 2003
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Squeef

When a women queefs so hard that she squirts herself.
by Squeef man March 9, 2015
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squeef

(Scottish slang): a pathetic, insignificant person; a nobody.
"See thon Helen McMillan, she's a wee squeef!"
by KevinHudson July 19, 2009
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