A person or persons who holds qualities of both spics and kykes. This person is typically lazy, selfish, stupid, jewish, or any combination of shitty worthless humans. Legend has it that it originated during a friendly game of Mario Kart, when Princess, trailing the entire race, obtained 3 straight spyknings(lightnings), propelling her to the lead with seconds left. This amazingly jewish feat prompted an outburst from Luigo, who was leading the entire race, of total frustration mixing spic and kyke, “You fucking SSSSPPPYYYKKEEE.” Thus, the origination of Spyke.
Typically they are at least also one of the following:
- thief
-hoarder
-questionable
-gabroni
“Get off your lazy ass and stop counting pennies spyke.”
They often enjoy bagels, dollar menus, wearing yamakas, cosure, dradles, not speaking english and taking days off.
Typically they will not participate in the following: sharing, leaving tips, Christmas, Independence Day, or anything involving spending money.
Shields: “Hey let’s just run out the door and not leave the waitress anything.”
J Mike: “No you fucking spyke, we are rich and fratty. Don’t hoard you daddy’s money.”
Bozo: “Yo Perez we are going to punish some skeezers at La Rez, let’s go.”
Perez: “I’ll catch up with you later, I have to click click click some more on protrade to get a gift certificate to the Black Lion.”
Bozo: “Dude, you are such a spyke.”
Other variations of the word: spykning(used in Kart by Jews), Spykawitz – will pick up pennies from the floor
Typically they are at least also one of the following:
- thief
-hoarder
-questionable
-gabroni
“Get off your lazy ass and stop counting pennies spyke.”
They often enjoy bagels, dollar menus, wearing yamakas, cosure, dradles, not speaking english and taking days off.
Typically they will not participate in the following: sharing, leaving tips, Christmas, Independence Day, or anything involving spending money.
Shields: “Hey let’s just run out the door and not leave the waitress anything.”
J Mike: “No you fucking spyke, we are rich and fratty. Don’t hoard you daddy’s money.”
Bozo: “Yo Perez we are going to punish some skeezers at La Rez, let’s go.”
Perez: “I’ll catch up with you later, I have to click click click some more on protrade to get a gift certificate to the Black Lion.”
Bozo: “Dude, you are such a spyke.”
Other variations of the word: spykning(used in Kart by Jews), Spykawitz – will pick up pennies from the floor
"Yo bro lets go sit on Bob's porch and throw back some bronsons."
"Ok, but I have to run to the coinstar at Teeter first."
"Jesus Wesselberg, you are such a spykawitz"
"God DAMNIT who got another SPYKNING!"
"HE HE"
"Fuck you Dempster, you only get them cause you are always in last you spyke."
"Ok, but I have to run to the coinstar at Teeter first."
"Jesus Wesselberg, you are such a spykawitz"
"God DAMNIT who got another SPYKNING!"
"HE HE"
"Fuck you Dempster, you only get them cause you are always in last you spyke."
by Nick Starskawitz June 27, 2008
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Hyde: man that girl last night was a freak!
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?
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by Anna and Andrea June 24, 2008
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It is a greeting and a word not to be taken and used when joking around. It is serious. When used near some townies You can be beat up. I find you can also be beat up if you call them gay ass twasms.
The hand action for spafe is that like of safe but said differently.
It is a greeting and a word not to be taken and used when joking around. It is serious. When used near some townies You can be beat up. I find you can also be beat up if you call them gay ass twasms.
The hand action for spafe is that like of safe but said differently.
by Willywillywonkerspafeman192 I LIVE IN SPAFE February 21, 2005
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Look at that styfe, isn't she very attractive because of her number of publications in peer reviewed magazines?
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a spyder ho is a chick at echo company that repells from the third floor window to the second floor to fuck the males leaving boot prints on the side of the building!
by foster March 5, 2005
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