spyte

- verb (spahyt), spytes (spahyts), spote (spoht), spyting (spahy-ting)
To speak, write and type the same time.

spyter (spahy-ter)
– noun
One who spytes.

spyten (spit-n)
– adjective
A combination of the words spoke, typed and written.

You spyte when you use speech recognition software which translates your speech to text. Spyting is the fastest and most efficient way to write. I can spyte 150 words per minute and am spyting now. Anyone with a smart phone can spyte. I have been spyting, instead of writing or typing, for several years now and I spote a book called Suddenly Sane.

I am the first spyter, but not the first to use speech recognition

Suddenly Sane is the spyten word as opposed to the written word.

by Mindology April 15, 2013

spyte

The act of self fellatio

When Mike Ghaffari saw the extremely large woman called Jade, he spyte himself because he was so horny.

by 1337z0/2 February 9, 2004

Spyte

To give oneself a blowjob.

An asian with white sunglasses and long brown hair spyte himself requiring him to wash his hands thoroughly.

by ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL June 25, 2009

instagram spite

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS

That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS

by GTS Inc April 27, 2017

Spite Monkey Attack

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

Spite Monkey Sunday

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.

“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015

Spite Monkey Mentality

The sort of mental attitude exhibited by the majority of teenagers worldwide; arrogance, inexperience, and self-absorption coupled with lack of insight, narrow mindedness and a total inability to accept that they could ever be wrong. It is just this sort of chip on the shoulder attitude that causes them to clog up Urban Dictionary with ridiculously silly definitions that stand no hope of ever being accepted, to compete with each other to produce the most sickeningly disgusting sexual perversion, to attempt to boost their, already over-inflated, egos with self-aggrandising descriptions of themselves or to denigrate people they don’t like with descriptions that they don’t have the balls to put their names to, because if they did they would be sued for libel. It’s the sort of mental attitude that, when their submission is rejected, throws all of its toys out of the pram and rejects everyone else’s definitions out of infantile spite.

It is to be hoped that eventually they will grow up and maybe grow a pair although it must be said that many of them never do, retaining even into old age an immature sense of entitlement.

Spite Monkey Mentality is unfortunately prevalent amongst the teens, pre-teens and post teens who have invaded Urban Dictionary.

by AKACroatalin May 13, 2015