pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

Spunker

Gamers who game Spelunky

"Hey man do you play Spelunky?"
"Yeah, I'm a true Spunker"

by 828748732897498327984938274983 February 25, 2022

Spelunkering

A term used to express feelings of disbelief and annoyance. Commonly used when something very surprising yet unhelpful happens.

"are you Spelunkering me?"

by Pablo Parmesan August 11, 2022

trunk spelunker

A homosexual. Trunk spelunker is similar to ass pirate, rump ranger, etc. in its common usage.

So my boss seemed cool until he tried to give me the jump. He's a total trunk spelunker!

by partisan hack May 12, 2010

Columbian Spelunker

While 69ing, the male partner forces his female companion to snort a line off of his dick before fornication, including but not limited to the sexual form of spelunking.

Hey Monica, is it true you and Erik did the "Columbian Spelunker"?????

by testosterone trowsers June 11, 2013

Skincave Spelunker

One who enjoys vaginal sex or exploring a vagina. The darker the better.

That Jerome is quite the Skincave Spelunker when he’s with his lady.

by Hillco October 13, 2019

spelunker

1) One who explores caves
2) One who enjoys giving oral sex to women

Peter is such an obsessed spelunker.

by Narog August 20, 2004