lady straddlers

a man's bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.

Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.

She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.

Mike, is the man.

by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008

straddle my rail

the act of swallowing cumm

pimp juice,"bitch do you wanna straddle my rail"Bitch, "yup"

by pimp juice j December 30, 2009

Straddle Racking

A concept made up by Mormons to try and fool the superior men

Mormons lie about straddle racking and they are to never be trusted

by I hate Mormons June 4, 2018

saddle-straddler

One of the members of that popular platinum selling rock group.

Wow, the straddlers are in town !! Let's go check out their saddles !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

sproddle

A small tower or cairn, which can be seen on a hillside from lower down

"That sproddle up there is a ancient cairn"

by YorkieMan November 14, 2009

straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.

Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.

by Kahn of buffets July 31, 2017

Scraddle

When someone needs to just go away, they need to scram and skaddadle.

"Peeter was being really annoying, so I told him to just Scraddle."

by Ecg1986 January 29, 2018