Silver spooned

The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.

Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.

by S-Renee June 5, 2020

Phouw spoofer

Phouw spoofer is the most godly thing in existance

"Yo imagine not having that phouw spoofer" :mewhen:

by Tivo3012 July 26, 2022

spooked

Discovered, Found, Located, or Publicly revealed someone else's secret information / Like "outing" them, but not limited just to their sexuality.

Your in bed with your over night guest in a hotel. At 10am someone knocks on the door, and you assume it's housekeeping. But your naked, and your guest has at least underwear on, so he is sent to chase away house keeping. When the door opens, you don't hear house keeping, but a high pitch gay voice go "Ohhhh!!" And you recognize the voice as a friend, who happens to know both yourself and your over night guest. At that point you realize "Faggots Spooked My Piece"

by GBoy81 April 26, 2012

spoofenhiemen

The act when a male homosapien scromps or puts his penis inside of a female homosapiens (or other species if your into that kind of shit you SICK FUCK) vaginal cavity and thrusts so hard so many times that both the anal and vaginal cavities start to bleed profusely due to raw friction, slight tearing, and recoil. Victimizing and crippling the female for days and deterring them from sexual acts for months.

WARNING: May induce a coma or even death!

Example 1: "Yeah I just got back from Hannahs funeral, maybe I shouldn't have spoofenhiemened her soo hard"

Example 2: "Hell yeah I spoofenhiemened that bitch so hard last night that I broke BOTH her legs!"

Example 3: (on the phone)

Terry: "Hey what's Adrian doing?"
Keith: "gettin some spoofenhiemen"
Terry: "Yeah I figured I can hear if from my house"

by koruptone August 5, 2009

spooted

A term that is used at someone who has a lack of intelligence, mainly used by "half-ghetto" gangsters.

"Lisa, you just failed the 4 tests IN A ROW!" "You are spooted."

by awzp April 25, 2019

spoofer

1. A male person of limited intelligence dumbass who simulates masturbation through actions or word of mouth.

by trev_nz July 12, 2003

spooked

1. Not quite high, but almost. (Marijuana)
2. The feeling when your high seems to fade.

"Ey are you faded?"
"Nah, I'm just spooked."

by Ben Doverr November 5, 2007