soul sponge

A sponge of soul. Term used in a creative field or a profession.

1.) A soul parasite sometimes posing as a mentor. Forms a symbiotic relationship with younger hosts draining their life energy. Often a successful ivy league carrier individual with no talent.

2.) Your companies management who see you as naive and flaky, often laugh and remind you that your ideas will never work, then turn around and profit from them.

3.) producers, editors, creative directors, design partners

'I cant believe professor Nitwit stole your thesis project'
'I know! what a soul sponge'

by HS-2000 July 4, 2009

attention sponge

A person who wants attention all the time.

Wilson is a nothing but an attention sponge,he wants people to talk about him all the time.

by engfun November 12, 2015

ai_sponge

An AI-Generated form of Spongebob Squarepants, where an AI attempts to create various episodes of the popular series, although ninty-percent of the time it derails into complete unhinged madness, covering topics that the original show would otherwise never cover in over a million years. It originally streamed on Twitch, but is now streaming on YouTube shortly after it's suspension.

Person 1: You won't believe what they're talking about in ai_sponge

Person 2: Let me guess, Spongebob's attempting CBT again?

by EvergreenDog June 2, 2023

Cut the Sponge

When your computer stops working unexpectedly and dies.

Person 1: Yeah, my computer cut the sponge this morning

Person 2: That's rough, buddy

by Stay at home gamer March 14, 2021

Spongebobbing it

The reluctance or refusal to get one's drivers license, with no legitimate reason other than laziness or procrastination. People who are spongebobbing it typically walk everywhere they need to go or rely on others to get around, which will often become a nuisance or a burden to others.

"Hey, can you give me a ride into town?"

"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"

by rose129 October 27, 2019

dick sponge

1.another word for a slut.
2.a female used only for sex.

She is such a dick sponge.
Shes Tims dick sponge.

by Matt Sch September 4, 2005

Sponge fumbling

Accidentally sticking your fist up your arse while searching for your favourite sponge in an overly bubbled bath.

I had to throw my bath into the street after my first sponge fumbling.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust June 3, 2009