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stonkered

To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.
"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."
by bst September 25, 2005
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Swingered!

When an actor gains wait after his big break. They go from struggling actor scraping buy, to a celebrity, eating at four star resteraunts. Stems from Swingers, where both of its stars, Vince Vaughn & Jon Faverau got bigger after Swingers and have never come down. They just get fat.
Wow, Thornie from Super Troopers looks swingered in Dukes of Hazard.
by Biggs10 August 15, 2005
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Sponger

A big, or large penis. Having been graced in the dick region. Often referred to being able to consume large amounts of water with the dick.
-You're a Sponger!!

-Damn right, Ill soak up this whole ocean with my big ol' dick!
by Neked February 20, 2013
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Spannered

Originating from the phrase 'to throw a spanner in the works' it can be used to say something is broken, or that someone is tired. Also ised as an insult in the noun form 'spanner'.
You've spannered my life up now you spanner. Now I must get some sleep since I am spannered.
by Dr Harry Koch January 22, 2005
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Spencered

To fling a rod out your block by 2 stepping all the time
He spencered that bitch
by Motor blower May 21, 2018
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Bob Spongee

The REAL and first Sponge Bob Square Pants created by Troy Walker. The sponge was created around 1991/1992, and also sold with a novelty doll.
Soon, Steven Hillenburg adopted 'Sponge Bob Square Pants', said to be bought from a marine biologist.
Afterwards, Troy Walker sued Viacom (owner of Nickelodeon and other media shows) for copyright infringement.

Some proof.
http://bobspongee.com/
http://bobspongee.com/ is the site including the REAL Bob Spongee.
by Couchcaboose December 14, 2008
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State sponsored welfare

1. Really useless public servants that have a job in state government and add no intrinsic value even when executing their duties of office/position, and are likely to contribute to costs due to their incompetence.

They would be less burden to the community if they were on federal unemployment benefits, but instead park their lazy butts in a position in state government way above their retarded abilities. Effectively this is what is called State sponsored welfare.

Particularly endemic within NSW Government, Australia. Think of most high ranking politicians and the ex-premier of NSW (Bob Carr). The cross-city tunnel project, de-salination plant debarkle, introduction of the pokie tax hikes, vendor tax, land tax, sydney bed tax, "code red" conditions in hospitals and numerous other rash ill-informed decisions that have cost NSW hundreds of millions of dollars for very little return.
1. Bob Carr, our premier, is on state sponsored welfare whilst he remains in office.
by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006
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