spike-and-spread

the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.

"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."

Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"

by Deep and Wide September 18, 2013

Spock job

When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.

Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?

Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!

by Nicstypres May 7, 2022

Ego-spike

A temporary increase in an individuals arrogance, typically showing lack of restraint in restraining one's personal egocentric tendencies. Sometimes consisting of the momentary collapse of the humility of an individual.

Mayci: "Dude. I'm so awesome."
Seth: "Bro, you totally just had an ego-spike."

by iqforu February 27, 2011

spiky

(British English slang):

adj: a jagged person, that is at times hard to get a long with.

even if my dad is not usually spiky, he does become spiky when he feels like pissing me off.

by Sexydimma September 27, 2013

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.

"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

SpikeTV

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.

SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Spike

pouring alcohol into something

"omg! someone spiked the punch!"

by bobbette July 14, 2003