Sploop

An incognito way of expressing your desire to smoke a bong. Usually used when parents or children are around.

Hey man, you down to sploop later?

by Crisis31 April 20, 2010

Splore

Clumsy, usually associated with knocking something over or treading in the wrong place.

You just put your splore foot right in the middle of what I was working on

by Rhodesian Ridgebacks Inc October 29, 2005

splork

The sound made during felching. Was the title for an undergroud comic in the 60's.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Splork

A single drop of water from above (usually a tree, roof eaves, storefront awning, entryway door) that hits you on the head even though you have been avoiding the rain by walking under protective objects along your route, and which occurs at the very moment you let your guard down as you transition from outdoors to indoors... subsequently penetrating your hair, soaking into your scalp, making you feel cold and itchy, causing you to scratch which messes up your hair and makes you look un-smart.

No, I'm not trying to look like a Millennial, I'm scratching my head because even though I made it all the way from Circular Quay to the office without getting wet, I got splorked as I walked in the door... has anybody got a comb?? I'm hungry, lets get a taco.

by Torpedo Fifty One October 1, 2019

Splork

Verb-In-A-Verb, verb or action of a game created by four boys. To splork is to fend of a Bang and to send to one other player. The Bang is to shoot a fictitious bullet-thing from a Uni-Ball pen.

My friend Banged me but i quickly splorked him.

by rpcguy February 15, 2009

Splopp

1. Word used to summon Baphomet
2. Used to call someone a goat

1. Person 1: Splopp *Baphomet appears*
2. Person 2: Haha what a splopp

by ʙᴏʀᴋ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ January 27, 2019

Sploop bag

A term usually defining a bag that you contain your compost in.

-Hey Rob, where did you put the sploop bag?
-Oh sorry, its out on the counter.

by yeeterskeetergreek April 4, 2019