splurp

sound made by anus when semen is forced out of the rectum

Yea that chick splurped all night long.

by Scott MF September 3, 2007

sploop

n: a software pipelined loop
v.t.: to solve all of your problems and make your troubles melt away

Your loop will be splooped
- CCS 3.3

by socrates1024 August 21, 2008

splorange

splorange | spl-?ôr?nj|

Verb:
1 The act of walking as a pimp

Adjective:
1 To be pimping

Verb: We sploranged down the hall

Adjective: The splorange man was buying a watch necklace.

by -301925 November 1, 2006

Splarp

Liquid Awesomeness melting at 600 degrees celcius.

Funkyfred - Splarp
Kaain - Splarp
Johhnygat - R U RDY 4 SUM SPLARP!
Random hater - Reported.

by Johnnygat January 10, 2012

splorg

splorg; n.;

The contents of a container of semen that has aged for at least two years. The material should have the consistency of congealed yogurt, and smell like death.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like death.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's just my jar of splorg I've been keeping since I was 13.
Guy 1: What the fuck, man?

by It's Probably Crabs December 14, 2013

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

splorfle

To splutter and ROFL together - usually when reading something funny online as you're inadvisadly drinking your coffee simultaneously.

Dude, that link you sent me was OTT - I splorfled so much I nearly redecorated my new monitor with coffee!

by B0b-the-destroyer July 11, 2010