Splinge

Splendid Cringe

"Dude, that guy just got run over by a tractor. SPLINGE!"

by Chuck_Norblock January 21, 2021

Jerry Springer Poop

Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".

Guys, I ‘m concerned, I had a Jerry Springer poop, do you think it’s mine?

by Taiwanese Turd Maestro December 6, 2015

splorange

splorange | spl-?ôr?nj|

Verb:
1 The act of walking as a pimp

Adjective:
1 To be pimping

Verb: We sploranged down the hall

Adjective: The splorange man was buying a watch necklace.

by -301925 November 1, 2006

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

springers homemade ice cream

An Ice Cream Shop on the New Jersey shore that has been around since Prohibition. With its homemade ice cream, no factories involved, it surpasses any other ice cream company around.

Yo lets go to springers

by Ricardo Diaz April 25, 2005

Spleving

Spleving is when you're alone, desperate and browsing Craigslist for sexual options in "Casual Encounters."

Hey man, you coming out tonight to get drunk and meet some skanks? Nah, forget that noise. I'm low on cash. I'll just go spleving to see what I can find there.

by smokey mittens October 29, 2009

Springer Shock

The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.

I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!

Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.

by taxingtacos September 15, 2010