zomg, that dude over there is dual-wielding spikers and camping in sword room. DO NOT GO OVER THERE.
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Steve: "Yo, I have to drop a spike like you wouldn't believe."
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"
Bill: "Well, thanks for sharing, but why tell me? Do I look like a bathroom attendant?"
by stockman09 November 26, 2007
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blind man: o dear spike....revive my vision
Spike Jonze: Yes my Child. I shall heal your sight with my beautiful films and really hot face
Spike Jonze: Yes my Child. I shall heal your sight with my beautiful films and really hot face
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"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."
Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"
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Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"
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